If I Had a Dime for Every Cliche You Can Make...
Have you ever found yourself at a loss for words? Do you have trouble finding
just the right glib quote for the situation? Or do you get tired of always
churning out the same tired old cliches as everyone else? 'Hungry enough to eat
a horse'? 'That's the way the cookie crumbles'? Puh-lease.
If you've been afflicted with any of these problems, then fear not, friends.
There's a new small-talk sheriff in town, and its name is The Cliche-O-Matic
. Use it any time you need a hip new catch phrase. Memorize a few,
and set the trend at your next office function or dinner party. Or simply stick
it to stodgy old Morris in accounting and his folksy, age-worn bullshit.
'There's more than one way to skin a cat', he says. Boooo-ring
How does The Cliche-O-Matic
work, you ask? Well, it's simple. Just select
the situation or example from the list below, click the corresponding button,
and The Cliche-O-Matic
will respond with your next pithy take on the
matter. Our linguistic technicians and semantic engineers have worked tirelessly
to bring you the finest in state-of-the-art semi-random... no, make that
-random cliche construction technology. They may not always make
sense, but they will
make a splash. We promise they'll make you look
like the 'sharpest tool in the shed'. Or the 'wiggliest dildo on the
nightstand'. Or something. You never know what you're going to get with: