Fever Time!... Can't Touch This! [Where the Hell Was I?]

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May 07, 2004

Fever Time!... Can't Touch This!

Okay, kiddies -- it's time again for another installment of Punchline Fever. So let's not beat around the bushski -- let's lock and load and see what manner of hilarity this week's premise will bring us. But first, the rules:

1) I'll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.
B) I'll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.
iii) Then it's up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.

That's all you need to know, folks. So now, let's hop in with both feet and deliver a... Punchline Fever:

Punchline Fever #12:
'Tiffani (with an 'i', naturally) had a hard time integrating into the 'real world' when her career as an exotic dancer ended. She landed a job at the local grocery store for a while, but got fired because she _______________________________'

I don't know what else I can say. Ladies, gents -- try your hand at this week's premise, if you dare. Or try your luck with all the Punchline Fevers to date. There's plenty to go around, and plenty more where these came from. We're just getting started, boys and girls. Happy Friday!

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