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Cars 'n' Drivers
Jun 08, 2007:
These Boots Are Made for What, Now?
May 15, 2007:
Parking is for the Birds
Apr 03, 2007:
Rat Racing
Jan 26, 2007:
The Dilemma of the Double Parker
Jan 08, 2007:
High-Octane Anxiety
Oct 20, 2006:
Better 'Late' Than Severed
Oct 18, 2006:
Leaf That Car Alone!
Sep 22, 2006:
Talkin' 'Bout Tapas
Sep 07, 2006:
Drive Softly, and Carry a Big Bag of Milkbones
Sep 03, 2006:
Sunday, Bloody Sunday (Drivers)
Aug 08, 2006:
Driven to Jeers
Jul 30, 2006:
Goofball at the Garage
Jul 28, 2006:
Once Upon a Commute Dreary
Jul 26, 2006:
Empty Head, Empty Tank
Jul 12, 2006:
Pumped Up, Tapped Out
Apr 25, 2006:
The Five Hundred Dollar Commute
Apr 04, 2006:
A Shitbox Showdown
Oct 19, 2005:
Stay Away from My Car, Dammit!
Oct 15, 2005:
The Dealership of the Beast
Sep 29, 2005:
Open Letter to My Car
Sep 12, 2005:
Kiss My Mud Flaps, Greasy!
Jun 30, 2005:
Hey, Columbus Had His Problems, Too, You Know
Mar 10, 2005:
Automotive Asininery
Feb 25, 2005:
Now You Start It... Now You Don't!
Dec 23, 2004:
That's What You Call an 'Omen', Folks
May 13, 2004:
At Least I Can Still Drive to Work... Bitches!
Jan 14, 2004:
My Deepest Nethers and a Defective Windshield... But Thankfully Not in the Same Story
Nov 07, 2003:
Adventures With Massholes... Yes, Dammit,
Again
. Shaddup!
Oct 22, 2003:
I Think My Toes Are Frozen... But My Fingers Are
Toasty Warm
!
Oct 15, 2003:
Parking's No Walk in the Damned Park, You Know
Oct 13, 2003:
If You Haven't Read It -- and You
Haven't
, Trust Me -- It's New to You!
Oct 10, 2003:
I May Never Park the Damned Car Again
Jul 03, 2003:
Grampa's Gonna Hop on the Good Foot and Do the Bad Thing. Yeah, Baby!
Jul 02, 2003:
These Are
Not
Your Father's OldsmoWheels
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Favorite Posts:
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A Hallmark Moment
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Blue's Clues Explained
Eight Your 5-Hole?
El Classo de Espanol
Good News for Goofballs
Grammar, Charlie-Style
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How I Feel About Hippos
How I Feel About Pinatas
How I Feel About Pirates
Life Is Like...
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Smartass 101
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Wheel of Misfortune
Zolton, Interview Demon
Me, Elsewhere
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09/06/04: Connection
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#35: My Spring Break
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#78: My Pencil
#91: My Family
#100: My Poor Knee
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