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Watertown, MA
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Feb 20, 2008:
That's Not 'Love' In the Air, Mister
Feb 19, 2008:
Sick and (Re-)Tired
Feb 02, 2008:
I Recommend You Go to Hell
Jan 16, 2008:
Rarely Silky, Never Smooth
Nov 20, 2007:
Back Care for Boneheads
Jul 12, 2007:
Bitter, Bitter Pills
Jun 08, 2007:
These Boots Are Made for What, Now?
Apr 11, 2007:
Grouch, Interrupted
Apr 06, 2007:
The Near-Perfect Pants
Mar 19, 2007:
Waiters Never Prosper
Mar 06, 2007:
Too Stupid for Cupid
Mar 02, 2007:
The Kook Catches a Cold
Feb 23, 2007:
All Mixed Up
Feb 16, 2007:
Talking with the Tax Man
Feb 06, 2007:
Into the Flix Mix
Jan 31, 2007:
Straighten Up and Fly Right
Dec 04, 2006:
The Weak A-Head
Nov 28, 2006:
The Eyes Don't Have It
Nov 16, 2006:
The Particulars of Parenthood
Nov 07, 2006:
The Four-Hour Election
Nov 06, 2006:
There's No Bodies Like Show Bodies
Oct 20, 2006:
Better 'Late' Than Severed
Oct 19, 2006:
Banking on a Theory
Oct 16, 2006:
Athletics for the Rest of Us
Oct 09, 2006:
(Net)Working for the Weekend
Oct 04, 2006:
Elixir in the Rear
Oct 03, 2006:
Denim? I've Never Even Seen 'Em!
Sep 27, 2006:
Where Are They Now? Right Where I Want Them!
Sep 24, 2006:
Too Many Secrets
Sep 20, 2006:
A Maternal Dilemma
Sep 08, 2006:
Play Twice, Pay the Price
Sep 06, 2006:
Politics for the People
Aug 28, 2006:
Gifts That Keep On Not Giving Yet
Aug 27, 2006:
They're Baaa-aaaack!
Aug 17, 2006:
A Potent Purple Potion
Aug 15, 2006:
Talk Smack, or Step Back?
Aug 06, 2006:
The Wrongest Yard
Jul 25, 2006:
Curb Your... Ectoplasm?
Jul 23, 2006:
Less-Than-Special Deliveries
Jul 16, 2006:
The Talented Mr. Charlie
Jul 14, 2006:
Random Snippet Friday
Jul 13, 2006:
A Putz with a Pool Cue
Jul 05, 2006:
Miss Manners Would Be Mortified
Jul 04, 2006:
Barbecued Nightmares and the Potato Salad Shakes
Jun 30, 2006:
'Be Prepared' to Party
Jun 29, 2006:
It's My Party, I'll Play Bridge If I Want To
Jun 28, 2006:
With This RAM Chip, I Thee Wed?
Jun 27, 2006:
Game, Set, Rocking Chair
Jun 26, 2006:
Wherein I Patronize the Arts
Jun 21, 2006:
Weirdo in the Washroom
Jun 20, 2006:
War of the Warblers
Jun 16, 2006:
The Baggage of Baggage
Jun 13, 2006:
The Hyperactive Hypochondriac
May 30, 2006:
Occupational Hazards
May 29, 2006:
My Medicated Mutt
May 25, 2006:
It's the Little Things That Kill
May 23, 2006:
The Little Ingenuities That Could
May 11, 2006:
Look, Ma! It Was on Sale!
May 09, 2006:
You Have the Right to Veal Parmigiana
Apr 21, 2006:
Greetings, Grumpy!
Apr 17, 2006:
Alzheimer's for Algernon
Apr 14, 2006:
A Dilemma in Denim
Apr 10, 2006:
Are You There, God? It's Me, Monday
Apr 08, 2006:
Buy Yourself Something Nice, Birthday Girl
Apr 07, 2006:
Caller ID? Not for Me!
Apr 03, 2006:
Spring Forward, Screw You!
Mar 31, 2006:
No Decongesting on Company Time
Mar 29, 2006:
Call My Singing 'A Crapella'
Mar 07, 2006:
The Meanings of Life, Part Two
Feb 20, 2006:
Do I Care Enough to Risk a Grandpa Wedgie?
Nov 02, 2005:
Something Icky This Way Comes
Oct 06, 2005:
Uncle Donald... Is That You?
Oct 03, 2005:
With This Booger, He Thee Weds
May 30, 2005:
Did I
Really
Say I'd Post Something Today?
May 20, 2005:
Honestly, My Money Was on 'Leg Cooties'
May 16, 2005:
The Hopalong Blogger
Apr 03, 2005:
A Sunday Night Quickie
Mar 06, 2005:
A Weekend to Remember
Nov 27, 2004:
A Lazy Charlie Is a
Happy
Charlie
Nov 09, 2004:
Today's Post Brought to You by NyQuil™
Nov 08, 2004:
Anybody Know What 'Pre-Ass' Feels Like?
Nov 07, 2004:
Into Every Life a Little '
Enh
' Must Fall
Aug 29, 2004:
Why the Bugs Gotta Be Buggin'?
Jun 25, 2004:
Don't Hate Me Because I'm 'Rock Star'
Jun 08, 2004:
Dammit, It's Just
Walking
-- Does It Have to Be So Damned Hard?
Mar 23, 2004:
Ew, That's Nasty! Wait -- That's
Me
!
Mar 04, 2004:
Is This the 'High Life', Mommy?
Mar 03, 2004:
Fat, Manic, and Sober Is No Way to Go Through Life, Son
Feb 15, 2004:
There's No Time Like the Present... or Maybe Tuesday Night, or How About Next Thursday?
Feb 08, 2004:
I Think This Is What They Call a 'Sign'
Jan 24, 2004:
Is Your Pocket Ringing... Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Jan 16, 2004:
Honey, What's the Date on This Milk? It Tastes a Little
Phlegmy
!
Jan 12, 2004:
Clothes Make the Monday
Dec 31, 2003:
My New Year's Resolution: Stop Blogging About This Goddamned Illness!
Dec 30, 2003:
You're Not Fooling Anyone, You Know
Dec 28, 2003:
Hey, Boss -- I Lied. I'll Be Back in February.
Maybe
.
Nov 28, 2003:
Well, That's Three for Three... It's Just a
Different
Three, That's All
Nov 13, 2003:
Somebody Get This Vat of Molasses the Hell Out of My Nose!
Aug 10, 2003:
That Which Does Not Kill Me Will Only Screw Up My Car and Make Me Puke, Apparently
Aug 04, 2003:
Anatomy of a Monday
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