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Making Fun of Jerks
Apr 06, 2009:
Testing for Dummies, for Dummies
Mar 13, 2009:
Realtorese, Translated
Jan 23, 2008:
Veterinary Vexations
Jan 09, 2008:
Yo Quiero... Kicking Your Ass
Jan 26, 2007:
The Dilemma of the Double Parker
Nov 07, 2006:
The Four-Hour Election
Oct 24, 2006:
How to Lose a Geek in 10 Words (Or Less!)
Oct 12, 2006:
Let Your Fingers Do the Stalking?
Sep 27, 2006:
Where Are They Now? Right Where I Want Them!
Sep 25, 2006:
No Allegiance to Pledges
Sep 06, 2006:
Politics for the People
Aug 01, 2006:
Going Up, Running Down
Jul 24, 2006:
Charlielocks and the Three Tards
Jul 18, 2006:
Live Nude Gorls!
Jun 30, 2006:
'Be Prepared' to Party
Jun 13, 2006:
The Hyperactive Hypochondriac
Apr 04, 2006:
A Shitbox Showdown
Feb 16, 2006:
Smartass 101: A Study in Snark
Sep 26, 2005:
In Space, No One Can Hear 'Two Thumbs Down'
Aug 15, 2005:
Just When You Thought You Couldn't Hate Him Any More...
Jun 10, 2005:
Remind Me Never to Ask for Change in Austria
Jan 13, 2005:
Well, the Guy
Has
Suffered Concussions
Jan 04, 2005:
Yes, It's Too Late to Wish Me a 'Happy New Millennium!', Dammit
Dec 03, 2004:
Well, Sure, Barry -- It Could Happen to
Anyone
Aug 08, 2004:
The Chin of the Father Is Visited Upon... the Daughter! Ewww!
Jun 03, 2004:
To Bee, Or Not to Bee... There's Really No Question
Mar 18, 2004:
Won't 'They' Ever Learn?
Mar 18, 2004:
Anything 'They' Can Say, I Can Say Better
Dec 13, 2003:
Dude, Your Head Looks Like an Ass Crack!
Dec 09, 2003:
You Can Shove That 'Ultimate Driving Machine' Right Up Your
Ass
, There, Skippy
Nov 15, 2003:
How Can You
Not
Take It? Don't You
Want
Protection Against Swarms of Locusts? Are You
Mad
?!
Oct 30, 2003:
Man, How Do You
Live
Like That?
Oct 24, 2003:
If You're
Not
'Da Shiznit', Then Dammit, Don't
Say
'Da Shiznit'!
Jul 01, 2003:
How the Hell Can You See the Road With Your Head Jammed Up
There
?
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