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Married and a Moron
Jan 09, 2008:
Scone Appetit
Dec 10, 2007:
Troubles with TiVos
Nov 20, 2007:
Back Care for Boneheads
Jul 21, 2007:
Two Tricky Tickets
Jun 25, 2007:
Food Pas
Jun 17, 2007:
Another Not-So-Hot Idea Gone Wrong
Jun 11, 2007:
O Henry? Oh, Brother!
May 20, 2007:
The Tale of the Tricky Toilet
Apr 11, 2007:
Grouch, Interrupted
Apr 06, 2007:
The Near-Perfect Pants
Mar 17, 2007:
The Habanero Brouhaha
Mar 13, 2007:
Tournament? What Tournament?
Mar 09, 2007:
Getting a Move On?
Mar 06, 2007:
Too Stupid for Cupid
Mar 02, 2007:
The Kook Catches a Cold
Feb 28, 2007:
Call the Rattler Roto-Rooter
Feb 23, 2007:
All Mixed Up
Feb 20, 2007:
Rocking the Roll
Feb 18, 2007:
Color Me Shampoozled
Feb 10, 2007:
Bugs & Cranks. Not Cranky. Or Buggy.
Feb 08, 2007:
Say What with Flowers?
Feb 06, 2007:
Into the Flix Mix
Feb 05, 2007:
The Looming of the Lambs?
Jan 24, 2007:
The Only Thing We Have to Fear...
Jan 22, 2007:
Toothbrush, or Torture Device?
Jan 20, 2007:
Thoughts on Tots
Jan 16, 2007:
Buffet Appetit
Dec 08, 2006:
Nutcracked
Nov 28, 2006:
The Eyes Don't Have It
Oct 31, 2006:
These Treats Are Tricky
Oct 20, 2006:
Better 'Late' Than Severed
Oct 18, 2006:
Leaf That Car Alone!
Oct 13, 2006:
What's the Not-So-Good Word?
Oct 10, 2006:
A Duck on Borrowed Time
Oct 02, 2006:
Game, Set... Salad?
Sep 26, 2006:
There's No Fun in Poking
Sep 24, 2006:
Too Many Secrets
Aug 17, 2006:
A Potent Purple Potion
Aug 10, 2006:
At Least I Got to Third Base
Aug 06, 2006:
The Wrongest Yard
Aug 04, 2006:
One Mucked-Up Morning
Jul 10, 2006:
Just Think of the New 'Smilies' We'll Have
Jul 07, 2006:
Putting the Squeeze On
Jul 03, 2006:
Love Means Never Having to Carry Prada
Jun 21, 2006:
Weirdo in the Washroom
May 25, 2006:
It's the Little Things That Kill
May 19, 2006:
Maybe It's Crammed Full of French Fried Pertaters
Apr 19, 2006:
Three Prongs for a Doctor
Apr 16, 2006:
Making a List, Wrecking It Twice
Apr 06, 2006:
La Celebracion Mas Fina
Mar 28, 2006:
Dances with Dysentery
Feb 19, 2006:
Missing the Point(s) of Marriage?
Nov 08, 2005:
The Battle of the Bulb
Oct 08, 2005:
Guinness at the Reception? What a
Beautiful
Ceremony!
Aug 26, 2005:
Only My Attire Is 'Appropriate'
Aug 19, 2005:
You Have Questions; I Have Orange Fingers
Jun 19, 2005:
Man, This Year is Gonna Be
Hard
May 19, 2005:
Yes, I'm a Hopeless Romantic
Mar 29, 2005:
I've Gotta Go
Where
? And Talk to
Who
? Wearing
What
?!
Nov 14, 2004:
Halfway to Hermitville
Nov 12, 2004:
All Kinds of Time, and No Partner in Crime
Sep 23, 2004:
Is That a Canteloupe on Your Back, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Aug 19, 2004:
Life Lesson #232
Aug 16, 2004:
'And in This Corner, Weighing in at...
Three
Pounds Lighter Than He Was Ten Minutes Ago...'
Aug 05, 2004:
Laying Down the Law
May 15, 2004:
Mowed Down Before I Had a Chance
Mar 27, 2004:
'Date Night' Kicks Off
Mar 08, 2004:
Help! Help! I'm Being Garanimalized!
Jan 25, 2004:
Freedom Never Looked So Good! (Or Scared the Neighbors So Much!)
Jan 20, 2004:
Yes, Natalie, That's My
Final
Answer!
Jan 16, 2004:
See,
This
Is Why We're Married
Jan 04, 2004:
Another Few Days of This, and I'll Look Like the Unabomber
Jan 04, 2004:
Please Tell Me Those Are Chocolate Cupcakes Stuck to the Ceiling
Jan 03, 2004:
Flying Solo for a Night
Dec 23, 2003:
The 'Truth' Will Set You Free
Dec 12, 2003:
I Just
Knew
She Was the One...
Oct 09, 2003:
Just Another Pain in the Ice
Aug 17, 2003:
And the 'Selfless Humanitarian Husband / Homeowner of the Year' Award Goes to...
Jul 19, 2003:
No, Really -- I Have
Plenty
to Do
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Favorite Posts:
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A Hallmark Moment
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Blue's Clues Explained
Eight Your 5-Hole?
El Classo de Espanol
Good News for Goofballs
Grammar, Charlie-Style
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How I Feel About Hippos
How I Feel About Pinatas
How I Feel About Pirates
Life Is Like...
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Smartass 101
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Unreal Reality Shows
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Wheel of Misfortune
Zolton, Interview Demon
Me, Elsewhere
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#35: My Spring Break
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#78: My Pencil
#91: My Family
#100: My Poor Knee
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