Where the Hell Was I?: Married and a Moron

Married and a Moron

May 19, 2009: Walk It Off, Doofus
May 14, 2009: Il(lin') Postino
May 03, 2009: Weekend Werind: Screwup in Aisle Three
Apr 27, 2009: Caulk Blocked
Apr 08, 2009: Perfect Words, Imperfect Timing
Mar 08, 2009: Weekend Werind: Behind the Times
Mar 02, 2009: From Doggie Bag to Dog House
Feb 27, 2009: The Early Bird Can Go to Hell
Feb 25, 2009: Getting a Move-On?
Feb 23, 2009: Mardi Party Hardy
Feb 20, 2009: S'No Boarding Like Snowboarding
Feb 18, 2009: Husband? What Husband?
Feb 16, 2009: (Dirty) Clothes Make the Man
Feb 12, 2009: A Bum Skier
Feb 07, 2009: Weekend Werind: Love, Factually
Jan 27, 2009: Bearing the Bull
Jan 21, 2009: Terms of Undearment
Jan 04, 2009: Weekend Werind: Matrimonial Memories
Jan 02, 2009: And One for My Mouth, Please -- Size 16EEE
Jan 01, 2009: Where in the World Is Charlie Sandiego?
Dec 23, 2008: We're Packing for a Thwacking
Dec 22, 2008: The Dinnertime Disease Dilemma
Dec 17, 2008: Lights! Camera! Auction!
Dec 16, 2008: A Hurtin' from a Curtain
Dec 15, 2008: The Swearing of the Lawyers
Dec 08, 2008: Hungry for Handel
Dec 04, 2008: You Love Eighteen Years and What Do You Get?
Dec 03, 2008: Romancing the Stalk
Nov 27, 2008: A Thankless Effort
Nov 26, 2008: A Hazy Shock of Winter
Nov 22, 2008: Bon Appe-TV
Jan 09, 2008: Scone Appetit
Dec 10, 2007: Troubles with TiVos
Nov 20, 2007: Back Care for Boneheads
Jul 21, 2007: Two Tricky Tickets
Jun 25, 2007: Food Pas
Jun 17, 2007: Another Not-So-Hot Idea Gone Wrong
Jun 11, 2007: O Henry? Oh, Brother!
May 20, 2007: The Tale of the Tricky Toilet
Apr 11, 2007: Grouch, Interrupted
Apr 06, 2007: The Near-Perfect Pants
Mar 17, 2007: The Habanero Brouhaha
Mar 13, 2007: Tournament? What Tournament?
Mar 09, 2007: Getting a Move On?
Mar 06, 2007: Too Stupid for Cupid
Mar 02, 2007: The Kook Catches a Cold
Feb 28, 2007: Call the Rattler Roto-Rooter
Feb 23, 2007: All Mixed Up
Feb 20, 2007: Rocking the Roll
Feb 18, 2007: Color Me Shampoozled
Feb 10, 2007: Bugs & Cranks. Not Cranky. Or Buggy.
Feb 08, 2007: Say What with Flowers?
Feb 06, 2007: Into the Flix Mix
Feb 05, 2007: The Looming of the Lambs?
Jan 24, 2007: The Only Thing We Have to Fear...
Jan 22, 2007: Toothbrush, or Torture Device?
Jan 20, 2007: Thoughts on Tots
Jan 16, 2007: Buffet Appetit
Dec 08, 2006: Nutcracked
Nov 28, 2006: The Eyes Don't Have It
Oct 31, 2006: These Treats Are Tricky
Oct 20, 2006: Better 'Late' Than Severed
Oct 18, 2006: Leaf That Car Alone!
Oct 13, 2006: What's the Not-So-Good Word?
Oct 10, 2006: A Duck on Borrowed Time
Oct 02, 2006: Game, Set... Salad?
Sep 26, 2006: There's No Fun in Poking
Sep 24, 2006: Too Many Secrets
Aug 17, 2006: A Potent Purple Potion
Aug 10, 2006: At Least I Got to Third Base
Aug 06, 2006: The Wrongest Yard
Aug 04, 2006: One Mucked-Up Morning
Jul 10, 2006: Just Think of the New 'Smilies' We'll Have
Jul 07, 2006: Putting the Squeeze On
Jul 03, 2006: Love Means Never Having to Carry Prada
Jun 21, 2006: Weirdo in the Washroom
May 25, 2006: It's the Little Things That Kill
May 19, 2006: Maybe It's Crammed Full of French Fried Pertaters
Apr 19, 2006: Three Prongs for a Doctor
Apr 16, 2006: Making a List, Wrecking It Twice
Apr 06, 2006: La Celebracion Mas Fina
Mar 28, 2006: Dances with Dysentery
Feb 19, 2006: Missing the Point(s) of Marriage?
Nov 08, 2005: The Battle of the Bulb
Oct 08, 2005: Guinness at the Reception? What a Beautiful Ceremony!
Aug 26, 2005: Only My Attire Is 'Appropriate'
Aug 19, 2005: You Have Questions; I Have Orange Fingers
Jun 19, 2005: Man, This Year is Gonna Be Hard
May 19, 2005: Yes, I'm a Hopeless Romantic
Mar 29, 2005: I've Gotta Go Where? And Talk to Who? Wearing What?!
Nov 14, 2004: Halfway to Hermitville
Nov 12, 2004: All Kinds of Time, and No Partner in Crime
Sep 23, 2004: Is That a Canteloupe on Your Back, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Aug 19, 2004: Life Lesson #232
Aug 16, 2004: 'And in This Corner, Weighing in at... Three Pounds Lighter Than He Was Ten Minutes Ago...'
Aug 05, 2004: Laying Down the Law
May 15, 2004: Mowed Down Before I Had a Chance
Mar 27, 2004: 'Date Night' Kicks Off
Mar 08, 2004: Help! Help! I'm Being Garanimalized!
Jan 25, 2004: Freedom Never Looked So Good! (Or Scared the Neighbors So Much!)
Jan 20, 2004: Yes, Natalie, That's My Final Answer!
Jan 16, 2004: See, This Is Why We're Married
Jan 04, 2004: Another Few Days of This, and I'll Look Like the Unabomber
Jan 04, 2004: Please Tell Me Those Are Chocolate Cupcakes Stuck to the Ceiling
Jan 03, 2004: Flying Solo for a Night
Dec 23, 2003: The 'Truth' Will Set You Free
Dec 12, 2003: I Just Knew She Was the One...
Oct 09, 2003: Just Another Pain in the Ice
Aug 17, 2003: And the 'Selfless Humanitarian Husband / Homeowner of the Year' Award Goes to...
Jul 19, 2003: No, Really -- I Have Plenty to Do

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