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Jan 09, 2008:
Yo Quiero... Kicking Your Ass
Jan 09, 2008:
Scone Appetit
Nov 22, 2007:
The Turkey Timeline: A Thanksgiving Day Misadventure
Nov 14, 2007:
Better Eats... and Amazinger Feats?
Jun 25, 2007:
Food Pas
Apr 09, 2007:
Leaving La Lunch-a Loca
Mar 29, 2007:
Veggie Tales
Mar 17, 2007:
The Habanero Brouhaha
Jan 16, 2007:
Buffet Appetit
Dec 12, 2006:
The Vengeance of the Vending Machine
Dec 07, 2006:
How I Feel About... Marshmallows
Dec 06, 2006:
The Five Stages of Moo Goo Gai Pan
Oct 25, 2006:
Ordered Spice is Twice as Nice
Oct 02, 2006:
Game, Set... Salad?
Sep 22, 2006:
Talkin' 'Bout Tapas
Sep 15, 2006:
Making Meals and Missing Meetings
Sep 10, 2006:
Feasting Fancily
Sep 04, 2006:
None Out of Three Is Very Bad
Aug 29, 2006:
An Incident with the Condiments
Aug 07, 2006:
I'm Blind; Pass the Celery, Please
Jul 23, 2006:
Less-Than-Special Deliveries
Jul 14, 2006:
Random Snippet Friday
Jul 04, 2006:
Barbecued Nightmares and the Potato Salad Shakes
Jun 29, 2006:
It's My Party, I'll Play Bridge If I Want To
May 22, 2006:
That's Some Tasty Television!
May 18, 2006:
Eat It and Weep!
May 16, 2006:
The Right Thing to Do, and a Scary Way to Do It
May 09, 2006:
You Have the Right to Veal Parmigiana
May 07, 2006:
Speed-Dating Diaries: The Jolly Green Giant
May 01, 2006:
E.F. Hutton, Where Art Thou?
Apr 24, 2006:
Good Eats, Amazing Feats
Apr 23, 2006:
A Pantry Too Far
Apr 16, 2006:
Making a List, Wrecking It Twice
Mar 25, 2006:
Leaving the Chips on the Table
Mar 21, 2006:
Truck Appetit
Mar 18, 2006:
Hi Ho Smuckers, Away!
Mar 03, 2006:
Forget the Napkin -- Gimme a Tarp!
Dec 06, 2005:
Saturday with the Siblings
Oct 26, 2005:
Extra Pepperoni -- and Make It Snappy!
Oct 17, 2005:
Oh, the Things You'll Learn at the Pizza Joint!
Aug 27, 2005:
Dinner Just Got Served
Jul 16, 2005:
Mmmmm... That's
Zesty
!
May 29, 2005:
Sundays Were Made for Tasty Carcasses
Apr 22, 2005:
An Ill-Advised Sandwich
Apr 06, 2005:
Eleven Questions, and Random Tomato Snark
Apr 05, 2005:
My Kingdom for a Tasty Sub
Mar 22, 2005:
Troubling Thoughts About Sandwiches
Feb 12, 2005:
Now Maybe If It Were the
Other
Kind of 'Cheesecake'...
Nov 10, 2004:
You Think Emeril Has to Deal With This Bullshit?
Nov 03, 2004:
Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut
Jul 21, 2004:
I'm Just Peachy, 'Pedro' -- How Are You?
Jun 07, 2004:
An Ode to... Granola?
May 31, 2004:
That's It -- I'm Sticking to Burgers This Summer
Apr 29, 2004:
Eat Your Low-Carb Heart Out, Dr. Atkins!
Apr 16, 2004:
Keep Your Eyes on Your Own Dinner, Dammit
Apr 12, 2004:
Deli, Deli, Wherefore Art Thou Going?
Mar 26, 2004:
Oh, I've Got Your 'Snickers' Right
Here
, Pally
Feb 14, 2004:
I May
Never
Learn... But My Sinuses Have Never Been Clearer
Jan 16, 2004:
Next Time, I'm Gettin' a Bowl of Soup
Dec 16, 2003:
If I Can't Be
Normal
, Can't I at Least Be '
Regular
'?
Nov 03, 2003:
I Got Your SuperSize Right
Here
, Doc
Oct 27, 2003:
So, How Many
Weight Watchers
Points Would 'M&Ms Chili' Be?
Oct 16, 2003:
This
Blaze of Glory Is Gonna Be Deep-Fried, Baby
Aug 15, 2003:
Paper Bags for the Groceries, Please. And a Plastic One for the Ecstatic Drool.
Jun 24, 2003:
"Honey, Did You Remember the Ho-Ho's?"
Jun 23, 2003:
Call for Two of These, and Take One in the Morning
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