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Awkward Conversations
Feb 20, 2008:
That's Not 'Love' In the Air, Mister
Jan 23, 2008:
Veterinary Vexations
Jan 10, 2008:
What, Too Far?
Jan 09, 2008:
Scone Appetit
Dec 13, 2007:
A Cold Affront Moving In
Nov 20, 2007:
Back Care for Boneheads
Jul 17, 2007:
You're Going... Where?
Jun 25, 2007:
Food Pas
Jun 19, 2007:
Rendezvous with a Stranger
Jun 06, 2007:
Why, This Office Is Juuuuuust... Wrong
May 28, 2007:
The View from the 'Chief' Seats
Apr 11, 2007:
Grouch, Interrupted
Mar 09, 2007:
Getting a Move On?
Mar 06, 2007:
Too Stupid for Cupid
Feb 28, 2007:
Call the Rattler Roto-Rooter
Feb 20, 2007:
Rocking the Roll
Jan 20, 2007:
Thoughts on Tots
Jan 15, 2007:
TMI on MLK
Jan 04, 2007:
My Pooch, the Pensioner
Dec 12, 2006:
The Vengeance of the Vending Machine
Dec 08, 2006:
Nutcracked
Nov 20, 2006:
The Fool of Faneuil Hall
Nov 17, 2006:
Simp with a Limp
Nov 16, 2006:
The Particulars of Parenthood
Oct 24, 2006:
How to Lose a Geek in 10 Words (Or Less!)
Oct 19, 2006:
Banking on a Theory
Oct 17, 2006:
The 'Call' of Nature
Oct 13, 2006:
What's the Not-So-Good Word?
Oct 12, 2006:
Let Your Fingers Do the Stalking?
Oct 04, 2006:
Elixir in the Rear
Sep 05, 2006:
The Art of Athletic Enlightenment
Aug 04, 2006:
One Mucked-Up Morning
Jul 24, 2006:
Charlielocks and the Three Tards
Jul 21, 2006:
Another Sort of 'Naughty Bits'
Jul 20, 2006:
Backtalk from the Batter's Box
Jul 13, 2006:
A Putz with a Pool Cue
Jul 10, 2006:
Just Think of the New 'Smilies' We'll Have
Jul 07, 2006:
Putting the Squeeze On
Jul 03, 2006:
Love Means Never Having to Carry Prada
Jun 30, 2006:
'Be Prepared' to Party
Jun 19, 2006:
The Chowderhead Cheerleader
Jun 14, 2006:
One Habit of Highly Unproductive People
Jun 13, 2006:
The Hyperactive Hypochondriac
Jun 08, 2006:
Home Is Where the Heat Isn't
May 20, 2006:
Lack of Words Can Always Hurt Me
Apr 28, 2006:
The Answering Machine Is Teething
Apr 21, 2006:
Greetings, Grumpy!
Apr 06, 2006:
La Celebracion Mas Fina
Mar 25, 2006:
Leaving the Chips on the Table
Mar 22, 2006:
It's What I Oughtn't to Do, But I Do Anyway
Mar 01, 2006:
The Five Stages of 'So-and-Sos'
Nov 22, 2005:
'Cross Words', Indeed
Oct 31, 2005:
Apparently, My Vote Doesn't 'Rock'
Jul 11, 2005:
Conversation I Never Actually Had, #6,492
Jun 28, 2005:
I Think I Like This 'Lucky Pu-Pu' Place
Jun 05, 2005:
Whatever the Question, 'Belligerent' Is
Always
the Answer
Mar 31, 2005:
I Don't
Remember
Getting 'Say Bizarre Shit to Me' Tattooed on My Forehead
Jan 26, 2005:
Crouching Tiger, Smarty Aleck
Jan 22, 2005:
I Think I May Have 'Blizzard Fever'
Oct 28, 2004:
Fruit Quiz! Fruit Quiz!
Sep 29, 2004:
Can You Hold, Please? I've Got a
Really
Urgent Call on 'Line Two'...
Sep 08, 2004:
Dude... That Ain't No Linebacker
Aug 31, 2004:
Guess Who's
Not
Invited to Dinner
Apr 17, 2004:
Just a
Wee
Misunderstanding
Mar 25, 2004:
File Under 'Perplexing... and Yet Strangely Exciting'
Mar 13, 2004:
An Unsettling Seat
Feb 09, 2004:
Just Pray That You Manage to Stop Reading Before the End, Folks
Jan 08, 2004:
A Future of Pants-Pooping Poverty
Dec 20, 2003:
And Now for Something Completely Random
Oct 26, 2003:
It's Just Not Fair, Dammit!
Oct 20, 2003:
Oh, Thank
God
You're Here!
Aug 21, 2003:
Hi! Can I Help You? Booga booga booga!
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Jul 03, 2003:
Magical Moments, or The Day I Came of Age
Jun 19, 2003:
The Royal 'We' is Not Amusing
Jun 18, 2003:
A Wall to Save Us All
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