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Awkward Conversations

• Jun 05, 2009: The Cross-Wired Crackpot
• May 27, 2009: I'm Just Here to See the Heel-er
• May 21, 2009: Make a U-Turn, Then Ask Someone Who Knows
• May 19, 2009: Walk It Off, Doofus
• Apr 08, 2009: Perfect Words, Imperfect Timing
• Mar 22, 2009: Weekend Werind: Back to the Old EtWYCPR
• Mar 18, 2009: You Think Misty May Had These Problems?
• Mar 11, 2009: Nothing to Sneeze At
• Mar 05, 2009: Jehovah'd!
• Mar 02, 2009: From Doggie Bag to Dog House
• Feb 24, 2009: Five Years Down, Five Minutes to Go?
• Feb 23, 2009: Mardi Party Hardy
• Feb 16, 2009: (Dirty) Clothes Make the Man
• Feb 11, 2009: Like Any Old Tom, Dick or Hairy
• Feb 10, 2009: These Bucks Aren't Made for Strippin'
• Feb 03, 2009: Nice Guys Finish Assed
• Jan 21, 2009: Terms of Undearment
• Jan 12, 2009: I'll Give You $30 If You Muzzle Her First
• Jan 09, 2009: The Extermination Revelation
• Jan 02, 2009: And One for My Mouth, Please -- Size 16EEE
• Dec 04, 2008: You Love Eighteen Years and What Do You Get?
• Dec 02, 2008: It's Not Delivery, It's De Jackass
• Nov 27, 2008: A Thankless Effort
• Feb 20, 2008: That's Not 'Love' In the Air, Mister
• Jan 23, 2008: Veterinary Vexations
• Jan 10, 2008: What, Too Far?
• Jan 09, 2008: Scone Appetit
• Dec 13, 2007: A Cold Affront Moving In
• Nov 20, 2007: Back Care for Boneheads
• Jul 17, 2007: You're Going... Where?
• Jun 25, 2007: Food Pas
• Jun 19, 2007: Rendezvous with a Stranger
• Jun 06, 2007: Why, This Office Is Juuuuuust... Wrong
• May 28, 2007: The View from the 'Chief' Seats
• Apr 11, 2007: Grouch, Interrupted
• Mar 09, 2007: Getting a Move On?
• Mar 06, 2007: Too Stupid for Cupid
• Feb 28, 2007: Call the Rattler Roto-Rooter
• Feb 20, 2007: Rocking the Roll
• Jan 20, 2007: Thoughts on Tots
• Jan 15, 2007: TMI on MLK
• Jan 04, 2007: My Pooch, the Pensioner
• Dec 12, 2006: The Vengeance of the Vending Machine
• Dec 08, 2006: Nutcracked
• Nov 20, 2006: The Fool of Faneuil Hall
• Nov 17, 2006: Simp with a Limp
• Nov 16, 2006: The Particulars of Parenthood
• Oct 24, 2006: How to Lose a Geek in 10 Words (Or Less!)
• Oct 19, 2006: Banking on a Theory
• Oct 17, 2006: The 'Call' of Nature
• Oct 13, 2006: What's the Not-So-Good Word?
• Oct 12, 2006: Let Your Fingers Do the Stalking?
• Oct 04, 2006: Elixir in the Rear
• Sep 05, 2006: The Art of Athletic Enlightenment
• Aug 04, 2006: One Mucked-Up Morning
• Jul 24, 2006: Charlielocks and the Three Tards
• Jul 21, 2006: Another Sort of 'Naughty Bits'
• Jul 20, 2006: Backtalk from the Batter's Box
• Jul 13, 2006: A Putz with a Pool Cue
• Jul 10, 2006: Just Think of the New 'Smilies' We'll Have
• Jul 07, 2006: Putting the Squeeze On
• Jul 03, 2006: Love Means Never Having to Carry Prada
• Jun 30, 2006: 'Be Prepared' to Party
• Jun 19, 2006: The Chowderhead Cheerleader
• Jun 14, 2006: One Habit of Highly Unproductive People
• Jun 13, 2006: The Hyperactive Hypochondriac
• Jun 08, 2006: Home Is Where the Heat Isn't
• May 20, 2006: Lack of Words Can Always Hurt Me
• Apr 28, 2006: The Answering Machine Is Teething
• Apr 21, 2006: Greetings, Grumpy!
• Apr 06, 2006: La Celebracion Mas Fina
• Mar 25, 2006: Leaving the Chips on the Table
• Mar 22, 2006: It's What I Oughtn't to Do, But I Do Anyway
• Mar 01, 2006: The Five Stages of 'So-and-Sos'
• Nov 22, 2005: 'Cross Words', Indeed
• Oct 31, 2005: Apparently, My Vote Doesn't 'Rock'
• Jul 11, 2005: Conversation I Never Actually Had, #6,492
• Jun 28, 2005: I Think I Like This 'Lucky Pu-Pu' Place
• Jun 05, 2005: Whatever the Question, 'Belligerent' Is Always the Answer
• Mar 31, 2005: I Don't Remember Getting 'Say Bizarre Shit to Me' Tattooed on My Forehead
• Jan 26, 2005: Crouching Tiger, Smarty Aleck
• Jan 22, 2005: I Think I May Have 'Blizzard Fever'
• Oct 28, 2004: Fruit Quiz! Fruit Quiz!
• Sep 29, 2004: Can You Hold, Please? I've Got a Really Urgent Call on 'Line Two'...
• Sep 08, 2004: Dude... That Ain't No Linebacker
• Aug 31, 2004: Guess Who's Not Invited to Dinner
• Apr 17, 2004: Just a Wee Misunderstanding
• Mar 25, 2004: File Under 'Perplexing... and Yet Strangely Exciting'
• Mar 13, 2004: An Unsettling Seat
• Feb 09, 2004: Just Pray That You Manage to Stop Reading Before the End, Folks
• Jan 08, 2004: A Future of Pants-Pooping Poverty
• Dec 20, 2003: And Now for Something Completely Random
• Oct 26, 2003: It's Just Not Fair, Dammit!
• Oct 20, 2003: Oh, Thank God You're Here!
• Aug 21, 2003: Hi! Can I Help You? Booga booga booga! *click*
• Jul 03, 2003: Magical Moments, or The Day I Came of Age
• Jun 19, 2003: The Royal 'We' is Not Amusing
• Jun 18, 2003: A Wall to Save Us All