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Nov 02, 2007:
First!!!1!eleventy!
Aug 05, 2007:
Gone, But Not Fishin'
Jul 27, 2007:
Amsterdamned If You Do
Apr 16, 2007:
Aaaand We're Back
Mar 21, 2007:
A Cataclysmic Contest Entry
Feb 10, 2007:
Bugs & Cranks. Not Cranky. Or Buggy.
Dec 16, 2006:
It's Beginning to Feel a Lot Like Christmas
Dec 04, 2006:
The Weak A-Head
Sep 17, 2006:
Sunday Feature Fun
Aug 31, 2006:
Less Is More... Lucrative
Jul 06, 2006:
Bad Issues, and Good Issues
Jun 25, 2006:
The Best a Man Has Got
Jun 17, 2006:
Three Years Is a Charm
Jun 07, 2006:
Tomorrow's Only a Cliche Away
Jun 05, 2006:
Can I Quote You on That?
Jun 04, 2006:
Because No One Wants to Blog Alone
Jun 03, 2006:
Yuks from Yesteryear
Jun 01, 2006:
You Won't Even Miss Me
May 06, 2006:
Got Issues? Well, Go Get Some!
Apr 27, 2006:
The Post That Wasn't
Apr 26, 2006:
The Wowsy-Wowsy Woo-Woo Web
Apr 20, 2006:
How I Feel About... Orthodontists?
Apr 16, 2006:
Cliches Ole!
Mar 10, 2006:
I'm Here, I'm There, I'm Everywhere!
Mar 05, 2006:
I'm Movin' On Up!'
Dec 15, 2005:
Features Come, Features Go
Aug 21, 2005:
Well, That Was Quick!
Jun 17, 2005:
Really, Could the 'Twos' Get Any
More
Terrible?
May 25, 2005:
That's a Lot of Candles on the Cake, Baby!
Apr 10, 2005:
Mondays Are for Make-Believe
Mar 28, 2005:
One Bunch of Helpful Readers Deserves...
Feb 11, 2005:
I
Thought
It Was Awfully Quiet Around Here...
Feb 02, 2005:
A Post Too
Evil
to Even Begin, Apparently
Jan 22, 2005:
Please Don't Taunt the Gorilla in the Cage
Jan 07, 2005:
It's Not Writing, But It's
Still
'Blogging', Dammit
Jan 06, 2005:
Comments? What Comments?
Nov 29, 2004:
Nothing to Worry About... It's All Under Control...
Nov 28, 2004:
Tidying Up on Sunday
Nov 23, 2004:
This Should Keep You Occupied While I'm at Work Today
Nov 17, 2004:
Helloooooo, Eugene!
Oct 30, 2004:
Why Does No One
Tell
Me These Things?!
Oct 27, 2004:
'Banner'? I Barely Even
Know
Her! Hah!
Oct 16, 2004:
Okay, So It's Not
Really
a Post...
Aug 27, 2004:
Okay, the 'Contest' Is Over...
Aug 26, 2004:
You Feel Lucky Today, Punk? Well? Do Ya?
Aug 26, 2004:
Well, It
Was
a Sad Day, Anyway
Aug 08, 2004:
Everything's
Better... Except the Writing, of Course
Jul 22, 2004:
Another Thing That Probably Amuses Only Me
Jun 17, 2004:
Aw, Dammit, Now I'm All Misty-Eyed
Jun 13, 2004:
Four Shows, Two Sets, and a Big Thanks
Apr 23, 2004:
Well, They Can't
All
Be Gems, Right?
Apr 15, 2004:
If Only Kevin Bacon Had a Blog
Mar 16, 2004:
Please, No Soccer Yahooligans
Mar 12, 2004:
'State of the Blog': Back for Another Round
Mar 09, 2004:
Oh, That Is
So
Fricking Cool!
Mar 07, 2004:
Something for Everybody,
From
Everybody
Mar 03, 2004:
Man, I Am
Not
Looking Forward to Unpacking
Feb 29, 2004:
Say 'Cheese', Swiss-Style
Feb 27, 2004:
Well, Shit -- It Was
Supposed
to Be a Short Post
Feb 18, 2004:
Oh, It's Not Like I'm
Perfect
-- You Know the Drill By Now...
Feb 17, 2004:
I Can Almost Hear the 'Rocky' Theme...
Feb 12, 2004:
Just Because She Strikes Twice Doesn't Mean She's Not Lightning
Feb 12, 2004:
Really, I'll Make It Up to You! Promise!
Feb 08, 2004:
Wait for It... Wait for It... Wait... Not Yet!
Feb 03, 2004:
Spreading the Blather All Over the Blogosphere
Jan 30, 2004:
The Last 'State of the Blog' Post for a While
Jan 26, 2004:
Yes, It's
Another
'State of the Blog' Post
Jan 21, 2004:
Memes and Themes and Contests, Oh My!
Jan 19, 2004:
Wow! And Thanks! And Welcome! And... Wow!
Jan 09, 2004:
Standup for the New Year
Jan 05, 2004:
Shit, I Only Got 40 Points... and I
Wrote
the Damned Test!!
Dec 21, 2003:
A Big Fat Fistful of Snark
Dec 18, 2003:
If Anyone Asks, I'm Not Here
Dec 17, 2003:
Where Do
You
Want to Blog Today?
Dec 16, 2003:
Pay No Attention to All the Crap Hidden in the Closets
Dec 16, 2003:
As the Xerox Turns?
Dec 11, 2003:
It Ain't a 'Fireside Chat', But It's All I've Got
Dec 11, 2003:
We Have a Wiener!
Dec 10, 2003:
The Short of It
Dec 05, 2003:
I'll Toot Your Horn If You'll... Um, Yeah, Never Mind
Dec 04, 2003:
A Comedy Update... But Not Necessarily a
Comedic
Update
Dec 01, 2003:
Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me. Oh, I Forgot --
Me
!
Nov 25, 2003:
Congratulations? Thanks? Come Again?
What
?
Nov 24, 2003:
Totally Topicless Tidbits
Nov 19, 2003:
Be Careful What You Ask For, When You're Really Just Trying to Be Nice
Nov 14, 2003:
Hey, I Finally
Get
It Now! Cool!
Nov 07, 2003:
Man, They Grow Up So Fast!
Nov 06, 2003:
Blogging It Forward
Oct 31, 2003:
Excuse Me Whilst I Do Some Cipherin'
Oct 24, 2003:
I
Could
Thank You Properly... But My Wife Would Be
Pissed
Oct 22, 2003:
Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
Oct 21, 2003:
Some Things Are Gonna
Change
Around Here...
Oct 07, 2003:
This Is
Not
the Kind of 'Solo' I Want, Dammit!
Oct 04, 2003:
Just Think of It as 'Blog Post Roulette'
Sep 16, 2003:
Well, There's a Quarter. Do You Care Yet?
Sep 11, 2003:
This Is
Not
How I Thought I'd Join the Century Club
Sep 10, 2003:
Ninety-Nine Bloggity Posts on the Web, Ninety-Nine Bloggity Posts...
Aug 30, 2003:
As If My Life Weren't
Already
a Pain in the Ass
Jul 30, 2003:
Thanks for the Vanities
Jul 17, 2003:
Happy Blogiversary!
Jul 16, 2003:
The
Next
Day of the Rest of My Life?!?
Jul 14, 2003:
She Likes Me! She
Really
Likes Me!
Jul 11, 2003:
Maybe I Need 'Blogging For Dummies'...
Jun 27, 2003:
Titles Make the Blog Grow Bigger
Jun 26, 2003:
Your Stuff Is Shit, But This Shit... Is CRAP!
Jun 17, 2003:
Boston Bears a Blog
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Me on Baseball:
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Favorite Posts:
30 Facts: Alton Brown
A Hallmark Moment
A Shitbox Showdown
Blue's Clues Explained
Eight Your 5-Hole?
El Classo de Espanol
Good News for Goofballs
Grammar, Charlie-Style
Grammar, Revisitated
How I Feel About Hippos
How I Feel About Pinatas
How I Feel About Pirates
Life Is Like...
Life Is Also Like...
Smartass 101
Twelve Simple Rules
Unreal Reality Shows
V-Day for Dummies
Wheel of Misfortune
Zolton, Interview Demon
Me, Elsewhere
Features
Standup Comedy Clips
Selected Clips:
09/10/05: Com. Studio
04/30/05: Goodfellaz
04/09/05: Com. Studio
01/28/05: Com. Studio
12/11/04: Emerald Isle
09/06/04: Connection
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Posts
Selected Things:
#6: My Stitches
#7: My Name
#11: My Spelling Bee
#35: My Spring Break
#36: My Skydives
#53: My Memory
#55: My Quote
#78: My Pencil
#91: My Family
#100: My Poor Knee
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