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Bitter Old Man Rants

• May 19, 2009: Walk It Off, Doofus
• Mar 29, 2009: Weekend Werind: There's Plenty of Crying in Basketball
• Feb 02, 2008: I Recommend You Go to Hell
• Jul 12, 2007: Bitter, Bitter Pills
• Nov 28, 2006: The Eyes Don't Have It
• Nov 02, 2006: Game Plans for Geezers
• Oct 16, 2006: Athletics for the Rest of Us
• Sep 27, 2006: Where Are They Now? Right Where I Want Them!
• Sep 08, 2006: Play Twice, Pay the Price
• Aug 27, 2006: They're Baaa-aaaack!
• Jul 05, 2006: Miss Manners Would Be Mortified
• Jun 19, 2006: The Chowderhead Cheerleader
• May 24, 2006: Get My Hearing Aid, Ma -- The Band's A-Playing!
• May 01, 2006: E.F. Hutton, Where Art Thou?
• Apr 14, 2006: A Dilemma in Denim
• Feb 25, 2006: Flying the Unfriendly Skies
• Sep 15, 2005: Exercise, Schmexercise... Who Brought the Cranberries?
• Sep 26, 2004: And Baby, You Should See My 'Ham and Eggs'
• Sep 17, 2004: Just Call Me 'Gramps' and Throw Me in a Rocker
• Jul 27, 2004: Candles, Candles Everywhere
• May 22, 2004: What the Hell Is Wrong With Me? Huh? What Is It? What? Huh?!
• Apr 27, 2004: Shit, I Don't Even Have a 'Fly Crib'! Or Know What That Means! Argh!
• Apr 26, 2004: You Know the 'Good Kind of Hurt'? Well, This Ain't It, Dammit
• Mar 25, 2004: Yes, I'm Bitter -- But I'm Right, Too, Goddamit
• Mar 17, 2004: I Refuse to Watch TV, On the Grounds That I May Inbooberate Myself
• Feb 16, 2004: I Got Your 'Fisheye Lens' Right Here, Jackass!
• Feb 10, 2004: Dammit, Now I Went and Got All 'Thinky'... Blech!
• Jan 30, 2004: Baby, Is It Time for My Geritol Yet?
• Jan 18, 2004: I'd Rather Be a 'Blogger Idol' Than an 'Idle Blogger'
• Nov 18, 2003: Jeez, Nobody Told Me I'd Have to Make Decisions!
• Nov 11, 2003: Look, Just Show Me Your Boobs and We'll Call It Even, Okay?
• Oct 27, 2003: That's It -- Next Week I'm Sleeping Through the Whole Damned Thing
• Aug 26, 2003: Bringing the Joy of Music to People Who Really Wish I Wouldn't
• Jul 20, 2003: Training for the 'Old Fart Olympics'
• Jul 17, 2003: And Now, for Your Non-Listening Probably-Not-Pleasure...
• Jun 25, 2003: The Dream Job Giveth, and the Dream Job Taketh Away