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Oh, You'll Be Fine -- It's Just a Little Fever

Hello again, folks, and welcome to the latest installment of 'Punchline Fever'. I know you're just itching to get your grubby little paws on this week's setup, so let's get right to it. For those of you new to our little game, here are the rules:

1) I'll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.
B) I'll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.
iii) Then it's up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.

And, without further ado, here's this week's Punchline Fever!



Punchline Fever #7:

'The kids in the fraternity house were really disappointed when they accidentally rented a porno with all over-sixty actors and actresses. But even if they missed all the old folks on the cover, they should have figured it out from the film's title, _____________________________'



That's the set, people -- now get your butts in there and spike it. I'll get things started with my own comment, but I want to see you people put me to shame this week. To shame, dammit! And while you're at it, go make me look bad in the Punchline Fever archives, too. Catch the fever! Woot!





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... 'Gumming to America'.

Granny does Dallas

Beaver and Wally Reach at the Cat Ranch

no,no, strike the Reach

Geriatric Maguire-Don't Shoplift The Pooty!

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Limp-dependence Day?
or how bout "Get off mah lawn"

I know I know...I'm like, a month late. I had to do my hair and makeup though.

But seriously:

"Crusty and Lusty".

Now wasn't that worth the wait?

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