The Fever Is Gonna Get You! [Where the Hell Was I?]

April 16, 2004

The Fever Is Gonna Get You!

Well, folks, it's Friday again, and you know what that means -- it's time again for another installment of Punchline Fever. We'll get to this week's setup in just a tick, but first, the rules:

1) I'll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.
B) I'll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.
iii) Then it's up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.

Simple enough, right? So let's get down and get dirty with our bad selves. We got the Fever!

Punchline Fever #9:
'The new ad campaign for Verizon didn't go over as well as the company had hoped. They tried the 'use sex to sell' approach, but they may have turned people off with the commercials featuring ___________________________'

Well, there you have it, my brothas and sistahs. Have fun, and happy Friday, folks. I'm out!

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Posted by Charlie on April 16, 2004 | Email Me

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...James Earl Jones 'letting his fingers do the walking'. *shudder*

Posted by: Charlie | April 16, 2004 3:07 AM

...a new slogan...

"Can you feel me now... good."

Posted by: Andy | April 16, 2004 3:52 AM

Yolinda, "Marathon Phone Sex Champ" 1982.

Posted by: Buzz | April 16, 2004 7:20 AM

James Earl Jones, in a leather dominatrix outfit and stiletto heels, while standing over the Verizon guy. He's hog tied and wearing a ball gag. The caption reads "I've got you rollover minutes, right here?"

Posted by: JJJJB | April 16, 2004 10:00 AM

phones shaped as penises.

Posted by: GrumpyBunny | April 16, 2004 10:06 AM

bea arthur.

Posted by: tj | April 16, 2004 11:39 AM

A new slogan - "We Never Stop Porking for You"

Posted by: Brad | April 16, 2004 12:46 PM

I'm drawing a blank. I can only think of things that would turn people on.

Posted by: Scott-san | April 16, 2004 2:56 PM

Featuring a nude Janet Reno showing friends how she uses her phone hands-free.

Posted by: Bob | April 16, 2004 5:56 PM

granny clampett doin' the nasty with the pool boy out by the cee-ment pond.