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Standup for the New Year

Hey, folks -- just a quick note to let you know that the clip from my standup set on Wednesday is now available. Come one, come all -- see Charlie make an ass of himself onstage. Some things will never change, I'm afraid.

Also, if you're interested in previous shows, you can find those clips and descriptions on the sidebar to the left, under the 'Standup Standup' section. Have a look -- no lines, no waiting!

(Well, okay, there's actually a fair amount of waiting, since you'll be sucking those clips down via my DSL feed. But trust me -- it's unlikely that there'll be any line to deal with. I can pretty well guarantee you that you'll have the place to yourself.)

While I'm at it, and by popular demand (which is to say, two people mentioned it once apiece... hey, for me, that's frickin' popular!), I'm also going to use that section to announce upcoming shows as I get them booked. So if you're in the Boston area, and you're in the mood to throw rotten fruit at someone, come on by and see a show. Hey, if you don't like my stuff, you're bound to enjoy some of the other comedians. And if not, you can sit there and get hammered until you do find something amusing. Look, it's all good, and you'll have some laughs one way or another, so give it a shot. I might even buy you a beer, if you're really nice to me.

Anyway, that's all for now. I'll be back later with the final answers to the Where the Hell Have You Been? quiz from earlier in the week. If you haven't taken it yet, and you want to know how much you've really learned from this drivel, then give it a whirl. You might just be surprised at how much time you've wasted reading this shit.

And if not, then you can sit there and get hammered until you are surprised.

(Yeah, that's pretty much my answer for everything. 'Liquid therapy', I call it.)

So check out the clips, and the quiz, and I'll be back with more soon. Cheers!





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