Today's Post Brought to You by NyQuil™ [Where the Hell Was I?]

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November 09, 2004

Today's Post Brought to You by NyQuil™

Man, am I scattered today. I'm walking around in a thick green NyQuil-induced fog, so I'm feeling even more random than usual. I think what I'll do today is just post the contextless crap that's whizzing through my head at the moment. I'll try to update this as the day goes along (assuming my 'fog' doesn't deteriorate into a 'coma'), so check back for more nonsense later on. Now, though -- let's rock:

Is it just me, or has that little 'beauty mark' that helped to make Jill Hennessy so sexy on Law and Order turned into a big, hairy full-blown mole now that she's on Jordan's Crossing?
Am I the only one who constantly confuses Boutros Boutros-Ghali with Ruben Boumtje Boumtje? And now that they're both a bit past their prime, would anyone notice if they switched places with each other?
I have trouble eating raisins these days. Someone once bet me that I couldn't eat raisins while thinking of naked old people. So, of course, now it's nearly impossible for me to eat raisins without thinking of naked old people. *shudder*
Lately, I've been drinking a fair amount of Glaceau 'vitamin water', including their 'rescue' green tea. Among other things, the green tea contains 'rose hips' and 'lavender'. It is impossible to look manly while drinking anything containing rose hips or lavender, much less both. Even if no one else sees the label, I know they're there. I may have to stop drinking vitamin water. Damn.
I just found out that I'm the first Google hit for bovine pee trajectory. I don't know what to say. I'm just so damned proud.
Okay, folks -- show's over for the day. It's nighttime, I've taken another dose of the nasty green stuff, and I'm off to bye-bye land. See you folks on the other side. Nighty-night now.

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Posted by Charlie on November 09, 2004 | Email Me

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I wish I could think of something gross that resembled burgers and fries.

Posted by: Dawn (webmiztris) | November 9, 2004 03:14 PM

Look at it this way, you could always say you're in touch with your feminine side with the rose hips and lavender. No man is a 'real' man unless he's comfortable with his rose hips. And congrats on that whole projectory thing. You can be proud of yourself.

Posted by: wlfldy | November 10, 2004 10:34 AM

I knew I was missing something fighting my head cold it was the Nyquil. I have to go out and get it so I have a better nights sleep.

Posted by: shelli | November 10, 2004 11:25 AM

You know, I have never been able to eat wrinkled food. I know your pain.

Posted by: Princess Wild Cow | November 10, 2004 11:35 AM

Oh you are so right about JH's mole!!

Posted by: Elizabeth | November 10, 2004 11:52 AM

Of course, you could try sticking your 'vitamin water' in an empty Bud can or something similar - a sort of 'beercan over mind over matter' effect may do the trick!

Spiffing blog mate - hi from across the pond...

Posted by: Bizzare | November 10, 2004 12:07 PM

I must remember to put down my coffee before reading your blog. Both my nose and my keyboard would be happier...and drier.

Posted by: Sychotic1 | November 10, 2004 01:55 PM

Hey, I just came here from Blog Explosion! It's so addictive.....

I love your funny, as always.

Posted by: Chasmyn | November 10, 2004 02:57 PM

Thanks, thanks alot.. Now I can never eat raisins again!...

New from BE, btw.

Posted by: diyosa | November 10, 2004 11:37 PM

not often can a post by someone i don't know make me laugh out loud... but yes! yours just did. thank you for that wonderful relief! good luck with NyQuil

Posted by: julia | November 11, 2004 01:59 PM

Ah, the glories of ComaQuil�...sweet, sweet oblivion.

Posted by: Steve | November 11, 2004 08:43 PM