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It'll All Make Sense in a Little While...

Okay... I can do this.

Show starts in a little over an hour; I've got plenty of time. Just finish this post, grab some leftovers, and head down to the club. No problem.

And then... just like I practiced. I've been going over this part for a week now; I should have it down. Just breathe, and let it flow. And try not to forget any of it.

(Why the hell did I make this so difficult, anyway?)

Okay, here we go -- wrap it up here, and grab some dinner. I'll come back later to post more. It's gonna go smooth and easy.

Just remember the order, and I'll be fine:

Fresh.

Leafy.

Chopped.

Canned.

Frozen.

Powdered.

Dip.

Pasta.

Juice.

Waffles.

Cookies.

Ice cream.

And then the new turkey thing from tonight, and I'll be down the home stretch. Just breathe, and let it come.

(Jeez, I'm such a glutton for punishment. Why can't I write simple bits, like normal comics?

Oh, right. There's no such thing as a 'normal comic'. Feh.)

All right, time for dinner. Wish me luck, folks. And maybe chant that list a time or two for me, too. Sometime between nine and eleven tonight, I'm gonna need some support. Say it with me, now:

'Fresh. Leafy. Chopped. Canned. Frozen. Powdered.

Dip. Pasta. Juice. Waffles. Cookies. Ice cream.'

How hard can it be, right? Yeah. Let's see how close I get.





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Best of luck and all that, Charlie.

You're a real stand-up guy!


Yippee! I wish I could be there cuz I could heckle the SNOT out of you, knowing what's next and all...mazel tov and let us know if 'you killed!'


Good Luck, man. Try to pretend you're writing in your blog. You'll destroy 'em.


fresh. leafy. chopped. powdered. NO WAIT -- frozen?! DAMN!



you're gonna have to do this without me -- good luck dude! you can do it.

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