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Tomorrow's Only a Cliche Away

We're almost through our week of blogging in absentia, and most of the features -- new and old -- have been covered. But there's still one, near and dear to the old heart, that we have to get to -- the wild, woolly, and always wondrous Cliche-O-Matic.

So please, kind folks, make your way down the ramp, through the doorway, and past the screaming children to the Cliche-O-Matic, where you'll find five (that's five!) new cliches ready and waiting for your obsessive clicking.

(And an extra-special tip of the cap to 'Frank', a kindly reader who offered the inspiration and suggestion for shiny new cliches #23 and #24. Much appreciated, Frank!)

"Will I have strange and scary tales from Meh-hi-co to tell? Tequila hangovers? Montezuma's revenge?"

As for me, I should be flying back into town sometime tonight, so I suppose I'll be back to my old posting tricks tomorrow. Will I have strange and scary tales from Meh-hi-co to tell? Tequila hangovers? Montezuma's revenge? It's hard to say, since I'm writing this now, before I've even left. Maybe I'll win a Mexican lottery, and never come back at all. Or start blogging in Espanol. That'd show you gringos, es la verdad!

At any rate, I hope you've enjoyed the whirlwind week of feature updates and rollouts. Or, if the scheduling software went all haywire, then I hope you enjoyed a nice, peaceful week free from my constant nattering. Either way, I'll be back soon, and with a vengeance of some kind, I'm sure. Vaya con dios, amigos!








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